“I am all for women who decide to get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to make your outer appearance reflect your inner appearance…fake. Which is a positive joke for women unless of course you have fake boobs. But let’s be honest, you’re not bright enough to get that joke. How’s that feel whores? Huh? Yeahhh…just keep telling yourself you did it so your shirts would fit better. You did it because your a whore. You forgot because you’re stupid. Enjoy your free drinks. I’ll buy…I love big titties! You got big titties, then top shelf. Small titties…mmm…beer in a can.”
-Daniel Tosh
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