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listen and weep kiddos.
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Carl: “So in the bear world, are pandas like your version of interracial children?
Bear: Yeah… Pandas are something I don’t agree with.
Carl: They’re cute though right?
Bear: Just when they’re babies.”
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Ever have the uneasy feeling in your gut? Where your imagination takes hold and runs. I may vomit.
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“I am all for women who decide to get plastic surgery. Because plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to make your outer appearance reflect your inner appearance…fake. Which is a positive joke for women unless of course you have fake boobs. But let’s be honest, you’re not bright enough to get that joke. How’s that feel whores? Huh? Yeahhh…just keep telling yourself you did it so your shirts would fit better. You did it because your a whore. You forgot because you’re stupid. Enjoy your free drinks. I’ll buy…I love big titties! You got big titties, then top shelf. Small titties…mmm…beer in a can.”
-Daniel Tosh
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I watched “The Last Mistress” (Une vieille maîtresse) for the 2nd time yesterday. And I liked it better! Sure, half of the film is soft porn, and their relationship scares the bejeezus out of me, but it is certainly entertaining and makes for a good movie. Oh, how I love twisted, raunchy French films <3
